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Masai: The Nutella, part 2

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O mà, parlami globish.

Plurilinguisimu ! Or the “o mà parlami globish”.

“The alber of Nutella is difesu. Is difesu, because i lake the Nutella very much, tantu chì ghjè un sprupositu ch’ùn la vi possu mancu dì.

The Nutella is just for me ! Disgraziati morti di fame chè vo site, nadin’ omok”.

This was the discorsu rabbiosu of God to Adamò in the Terrester Paradise.

But not Adamò the sixties Belgian canterinu you permitted mister.

No, Adamò, d’Eva.      During the prime time, Adamò and Eva eranu happy. Adamo dicia :"Cool ! - Cool do not mean “freddu” in Corsican, but, “chì culu”-, Cool, the Paradise is nostru !"

Every ghjornu, ci era something new. Fecenu a lot of scuperte. Un ghjornu scuprianu the hot water, another day scuprianu the spaghetti with the buttaraca, un altru ghjornu the Art of Michelazzu, eating, drinking and all day long stendu à spassu, and cetera and cetera (di Pigna).  But one day, a very very fucking day, Adamò and Eva, fendu the scuperta of the breakfast  - the cappuccinu, the pane intintu in the caffè à latte like Nenè di Soriu, the fetta di paniol imbrustulita-, they understood that something li mancava.   "Eva!" said Adamò "Don't you think chì qualcosa ci manca, quì, upon issa imbrustulid fetta di bread of Muratu. "Second me" risposed Eva "upon this imbrustulid fetta, you have to spalm butiru, cunfettura and so long ! Adamò, don’t make your tombe la neige … " "No, Eva, you know, the  cunfettura di mele cutogne is a schifeghju. I want di sciaccà upon this Muratu bread imbrustulid fetta, something special, vedi? Chì ne dici d’una little stinzata of Nutella ? Hum? Hum? My dear… strangers in the night…ba ba ba ba…”

" Adamo ! You are scording what the Signore disse ! Nutella is pruibuted pruibited un sprupositu !" "Yes, I ricord, but ghjustu una assaghjatella, ùn accaderà nothing, Eva, don’t make your cacagliulosa. Aiò, go on! Rosa Luxembourg ! Angela Davis ! Anne Marie Natali ! e duie Patrizie !"

 

A dumane pè a fine.

Masai: The Nutella, part 2