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Masai: The Nutella, part 3

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Your salute is not puzzing per casu ?

In the Terrester Paradise, God pruibited the Nutella. But, diabolic tentation,  Adamò, si vulia fà a little assaghjata.

And Adamò hè falatu in the nucellulaghju, where the alberu of Nutella was, he strapped a small vasettu and assaghjed. Adamo and Eva ùn ebbenu the time to exprimer the gudimentu, chì, the tunizata and the accendita, apparved in the sky, and one spaventosa voice said: "Your salute is not puzzing per casu ? How did you permit di tuccà the Nutella tree, nhadin oualdik?” "Shit!" esclamed Adamo. “Zittu!” esclamed Eva." ”Oh, Godu, I’s an horrible mistake. I have completamente scurdatu… It is a verità Godu, I am not imbunining you…" "Don't take me per una furmaglietta, Adamò, I'm Godu. You and the woman faccia platta, assagiated the Nutella. So, pè u vostru peccatu, i give you a casticu indernu. But siccome God is good, you have duie scelte.

Scelta number one: u Nutella is finisced per voi, for ever and ever in the secols of the secols, ame…” "Nooo!" cried Eva.  "È và bè…” Said Godu "don’t make your pianghjulona !” "Scelt number two: you can manghjà the Nutella à crepera, no problem, but you will be zirbati fora of the Paradise. You will have to travaglià  with sudori on your front, zappà the ripate, have a mal of chien   to stantà your paniol di Muratu. And, cum’è sì this ùn bastasse, the Nutella malediction will cascavvi à dossu:  brisgioli and cacarella in the secols of the secols, ame…” " Inch’ Allah !" esclaimed Adamo, “François Hollande !” Strided Eva. And dunque, Adamo and Eva were zirbati fora, and the Nutella malediction, dopu the original peccatu, cadded on elli and nantu their discendents, and on the discendents of the discendents. 

And quì finisce the story, and the horrible tango of life di merda is going on, in the secols of the secols.

A nò. Mi porghjenu un cumunicatu. U vi leghju.

Simu a group of supporters di a nuciola di Cervioni. We think Godu created a Nuciola before the Nutella. Satanassu is responsable di a spaventosa derivation of our nustrale product. Godu will recognize i soi ”.

Aspettendu à Godu, vi salutu.

Masai: The Nutella, part 3